how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Panties = found
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