i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
ttyl tear gas
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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