I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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