I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
