i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
The adults are the big ones right?
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