Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Randomize
