Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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