Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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