it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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