She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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