Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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