Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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