On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
