I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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