Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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