im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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