The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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