I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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