she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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