My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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