i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Actions speak louder than pants.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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