whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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