one might say we're banned from that church
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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