do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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