whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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