were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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