does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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