I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
