dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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