i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
thus making me awesome and them whores
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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