Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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