so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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