WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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