Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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