So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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