Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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