Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
it was like eating out sand paper
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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