he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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