I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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