if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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