No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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