I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
So much rum. So many feels.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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