wake up i wanna do it froggy style
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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