Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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