worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
This house was built for laser tag.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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