if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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