your thong is hanging out like whoa
Jerry, you need to find god
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Randomize
