He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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