I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Randomize
