STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Please, let me fuck your mom
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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