How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I'm really busy with my period
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