But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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