DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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