stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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