NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
3pm strippers are depressing
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
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