Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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