Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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