Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
please come you make the beer taste better
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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