Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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